(the cat is the cool one)

so many people hate her. SO many…why though? i’m sure she worked her constantly-changing tush off to get her own show, and who knows, maybe her food is actually good. other than the grating quality of her voice, there’s no real reason to hate her, i’d sell out just the same. my only question is, how is she still around?? weren’t her fifteen minutes up…years ago? she certainly knows how to cash in, that’s for sure. when your own mother (who’s supposed to stand by you in the face of fire and brimstone) thinks you’ve gone too far, you might be just a little camera hungry. ask any of the mothers of the girls who have gone wild.

MAN that tranny is one beautiful train wreck! can a single person love themselves more? i don’t think even jesus has a heart that big. but dear god, ANTM is friggin’ addictive. you get to watching two minutes, then suddenly you’re thinking, ‘Well, I just want to know who wins the challenge….and how Whitney handles the photo shoot….and how did those pictures turn out? Oh my god, they sent Kaylen home!! WHY, TYRA, WHY????? When’s the next episode? Right now? Why yes, I WOULD like to watch nine more hours of ten-foot-tall idiotic bitching.” Not gonna lie, I would totally jump a chance for that show, if only to meet the Jay’s.